my youngest sister got detention and a letter home because a boy said to her “girls don’t fart” so she sat on him and farted i’m actually dying 

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saturgay:

roses are red

corbin is bleu

if u dont like high school musical

im not gonna fuck u

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whovian-all-over:

ohyousillypotato:

And here we can see the Blogger in her natural habitat.

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The blogger is a shy, docile creature…

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… that prefers the darkness…

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… and tends to be wary of the outside world.

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The Blogger rarely sleeps, and when it does, it does so in seemingly random places.image

We have attempted to understand the dietary habits of the Blogger…

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… but to no avail.

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I am so glad this is back

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himaruyeah:

*silently puts fandom references in all my schoolwork*

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cempai:

why want the d when you can have the p

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